- Have someone turn the bathroom light off when I'm on the toilet. Check.
- Have cereal bowl overflow and spill all over table/floor in dining hall. Check.
- Listen to philosophy professor curse and act like a crazy person. Check.
- While in philosophy, get called on to answer a question of which I do not know the answer, period. Check.
- Almost fall and die when getting off bed. Check.
- Schedule as many things as possible for Wednesday. Check.
- Freak out about teeth. Check.
- Make sure automatic paper towel dispenser in bathroom is broken. Lose temper and smack it. Hard. Check.
- Play with chunk of dog spine. Check.
- Have conversation with my mother about how she was torturing poor scary awkward kid. Check.
- Have laundry card machine not take $5 bill when needing $3-$4 for laundry and I only having 2 $1 bills on hand. Head over to convenience shop in the dorm next door in the pouring rain to buy something and get change for $5 bill, because laundry and detergent is already in washer. Do this in flipflops, because I am anticpating only going down to the laundry room. Check.
- Get 6 to 24 inches of snow in the next two days.
- Take math test.
Wow, I feel so accomplished this week!! Then only things I haven't done is take my math test, and the snow, which is really out of my control. Woo!
This post was slightly sarcastic, btw.